1. I've always wanted an afro.
2. And I'd love to sport a beehive.
3. I dislike fireworks. For some reason, they scare the bejesus out of me.
4. I am just giddy that a new season of Big Brother starts tonight.
5. I am also giddy that a new season of Celebrity Rehab has started. Did I mention that Lindsey Lohan's dad is on it? And Amy Fisher!